YAY!

Got me a new-old Saturn. Waiting for her to get repaired... tie rods needed replacing and the wipers are being donated from Sattie Satalino.

Decided to name her Sattie Snuffle-upagus, because no one believed that I could find a nearly identical Saturn.

I saw this nearly identical Saturn on craigslist. I emailed the DAY it went on Craigslist, made appointment to see it the next day. As I approached, a guy was standing there, trying to buy it. She explained I had dibs. I looked it over, with "Don" following me around repeating everything I said. So suddenly "Don" is like "So what's the deal?" in an irritated voice. The girl selling the car said "I am waiting to see what her opinion is." I said "Well I will take the car." He storms off complaining about "women always sticking together" and "Conspiring against him." He pretty much mumbled a bunch of shit while I stared at him and the woman with him in a very 'are you serious' sort of way. Knowing my poker face one could probably read "WTF." The the girl selling it explained he'd been blowing up her phone and also said "Yeah, I came out to this today." What was she pointing at? "Don" wrote his FUCKING NAME ON THE WINDOW IN PERMANENT MARKER. Fuck you, Don. It's my car now.